chief108
24th October 2009, 22:37
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius says, “Shit happens”.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn’t shit.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: If shit happens, it happens to somebody else.
Jehovah’s Witnesses: Shit doesn’t happen until Armageddon.
Christian Science: When shit doesn’t happen, don’t call a doctor—pray.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Reform Judaism: Got any Kaopectate?
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Pantheism: Shit comes from everywhere.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit is.
Astrology: Shit comes from the stars.
Naturopathy: Shit happens naturally.
Homeopathy: A little shit goes a long way.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.
Confucianism: Confucius says, “Shit happens”.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn’t shit.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: If shit happens, it happens to somebody else.
Jehovah’s Witnesses: Shit doesn’t happen until Armageddon.
Christian Science: When shit doesn’t happen, don’t call a doctor—pray.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Reform Judaism: Got any Kaopectate?
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Pantheism: Shit comes from everywhere.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit is.
Astrology: Shit comes from the stars.
Naturopathy: Shit happens naturally.
Homeopathy: A little shit goes a long way.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.