aliendwurf
23rd November 2009, 13:33
Two friends are sitting there talking and one says to the other. “Man, you gotta hear this…I was at the airport the other day and I made the funniest freudian slip of my life.”
“What the hell is a freudian slip?” asks the other guy.
“Hold on…Its like I was going up to check in and there was this stacked hotty behind the counter. I meant to ask her ‘Can I have two tickets to pittsburgh” but I accidently said “Can I have two Pickets to Titsburgh”hahahaha.
“Oh…I get it” says the other guy. I made a freudian slip yesterday too. I was sitting at the breakfast table with my wife and I meant to say ‘Honey, could you pass the sugar’ but instead I said ‘You ruined my life you fuckin bitch!’”
“What the hell is a freudian slip?” asks the other guy.
“Hold on…Its like I was going up to check in and there was this stacked hotty behind the counter. I meant to ask her ‘Can I have two tickets to pittsburgh” but I accidently said “Can I have two Pickets to Titsburgh”hahahaha.
“Oh…I get it” says the other guy. I made a freudian slip yesterday too. I was sitting at the breakfast table with my wife and I meant to say ‘Honey, could you pass the sugar’ but instead I said ‘You ruined my life you fuckin bitch!’”