Geniale quote's

[Chico]

Zoals de titel zegt...


We don't rise to our level of expectation but we fall to our level of training.. :boks:



more plz :D

[jay hoov]

Wie zichzelf spaart....krijgt nooit rente!

Zij die nu niet aan me denken in nood, zijn de eerste die me vergeten na mijn dood!

[aliendwurf]

treat lifes little problems like your dog would... If you can't eat it or shag it... piss on it and walk away

[chief108]

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

[aliendwurf]

if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the fucking kitchen

[Pitbull.]

Zij die nu niet aan me denken in nood, zijn de eerste die me vergeten na mijn dood!

van wie is die ook alweer? komt me bekend voor man..


''Ben ik nu degene die zo slim is, of ben jij nou zo dom?''

[jay hoov]

van wie is die ook alweer? komt me bekend voor man..


''Ben ik nu degene die zo slim is, of ben jij nou zo dom?''+


Hahahaha.....ik weet het nket meer...nu moet ik het godverdomme ook weten!!!

[Chico]

It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

[chief108]

+


Hahahaha.....ik weet het nket meer...nu moet ik het godverdomme ook weten!!!
google is je vriend

Vergeten?

Als ik sterf zal ik herinnerd worden of zal ik worden vergeten..
Nu ik leef zit ik me steeds die vraag mezelf af te vragen..
Terwijl het antwoord voor de hand ligt..
Zij die nu niet aan mij denken in de tijden van nood, zijn de eerste die mij vergeten na me dood..
Me kennen is makkelijker dan accepteren, want kennen maakt mij een dwaas die zogenaamde vrienden naast mij had, en die mij zagen neervallen maar die niet hielpen aan mijn wederopbouw...
Ik heb mijn min punten, maar mijn hart is puur..
Ik heb betaald voor mijn zondes en dat blijft soms duur..
En als ik dood ben en als jy dit leest en bijna was vergeten wie ik was geweest..
Denk dan aan die momenten die je met mij hebt beleefd..
Het moment dat voor altijd voort leeft..


Ik heb dit niet zelf geschreven, ik had dit uit een nummer van Kempi, hij heet 'Dans Met Je Moeder'. Hier het linkje om het hele nummer te horen: http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=H1otG8zOw8Q

[Pitbull.]

lol kempi.. ok..

[Derek Ogilvie]

lol, kempi..... Sjezus....


Anyway: Deze wint van alles en iedereen....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebu0OBa1pus

[Donjopie]

"das haben wir nicht gewusst"

[aliendwurf]

"das haben wir nicht gewusst"

ghehe, die is echt epic!:D

[chief108]

I LOL'd... :D

[jay hoov]

The best trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't excist!( Usual supects baby)

I would rather die like a man, than live like a coward!

[chief108]

Ik post hier niet vrijwillig. Ik word gechanteerd door Chief..

[jay hoov]

Ik post hier niet vrijwillig. Ik word gechanteerd door Chief..

Hahahahaha...scherp!

[chief108]

What we've got here ... is failure to communicate....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnO9Jyz82Ps

[Derek Ogilvie]

HAHAHAHA CLASSIC Chief, zo'n vette quote...

[sikkwittet]

regent het in september
dan komt sinterklaasje in december

[Judas]

"das haben wir nicht gewusst"

Hehehe. Befehl ist befehl was ook erg in de mode toen.

[Donjopie]

General von Klinkenhöven !

[Judas]

Die juden sind unser ungluck! - Dolfie

[Donjopie]

At You're service !

[Donjopie]

,,Spreien, kandelaars, servetten, handdoeken, zijden bloemen, complete serviezen, kaasschaven, kerstballen, noem het maar op. Alles is weg”, ,,Zelfs de konijnenbontjes op het bed heeft Yolanthe vervangen door nepbont.” Jan heeft alles betaald.”

[chief108]

trolling is a art

[roy s]

"Ik ben overal tegen. Tot ik een besluit neem, dan ben ik ervoor".

[Wiseguy]

uno momento dado

[sikkwittet]

arbeid macht frei. nog eentje in de geschiedenis quotes

[Derek Ogilvie]

"Ich bin ein Berliner"

[Donjopie]

I have a dream !

[Rverm]

"Sem kon zijn trainers in zijn hoek niet meer horen door al die herrie in de Arena"

[Derek Ogilvie]

Q.
"What do you think when you see a pretty girl walking down the street?"
A.
"One side of me says, 'I'd like to talk to her, date her.'
The other side of me says, 'I wonder how her head would look like on a stick."

- Edmund Emil Kemper

[Derek Ogilvie]

En ja, ook ik weet dat in de film "American Psycho" door het hoofdpersonage wordt gezegd dat dit een quote is van Ed Gein, maar dat is een bewuste keuze van de regisseur geweest. Waarom dan? Ik zou het niet weten, waarschijnlijk omdat Ed Gein meer bekendheid geniet. Ed Kemper daarentegen is echt de verpersoonlijking van het kwaad: ik vind het jammer dat ook ik nog niet van m had gehoord bij het in elkaar zetten van mijn sig, hij hoort er duidelijk op.

[Donjopie]

Heeeereeee's Johnneyyyyyyy !!!

[chief108]

hahaha...

da's een hele mooie ja

[sikkwittet]

4 June 1940

"I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.

At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Majesty's Government-every man of them. That is the will of Parliament and the nation.

The British Empire and the French Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength.

Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail.

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France,
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."

[Donjopie]

You're Mother sucks cocks in hell !
http://billsmovieemporium.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/the-exorcist.jpg

[Donjopie]

Hello ssssidney.....

[chief108]

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
- Frank Zappa (http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/22.html)

[chief108]

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible
Frank Zappa

[chief108]

" Did I kill anyone? "

Charles Manson

[chief108]

" I never thought I was normal, never tried to be normal. "

Charles Manson

[Donjopie]

Ayetoo buur !

[chief108]

" Let's go back to that word innocent. Are you so white and pure? "

Charles Manson

[chief108]

" Pain's not bad, it's good. It teaches you things. I understand that. "

Charles Manson

[chief108]

" You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. "

Charles Manson

[chief108]

moar: http://www.charlesmansonfanclub.com/QUOTES.htm

[Judas]

The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.
-Joseph Stalin

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
-Albert Einstein

I fuck till my dick is raw!
-Eazy E

[Derek Ogilvie]

I fuck till my dick is raw!
-Eazy E

lol, en dan sterven aan de gevolgen van HIV... Oh the irony.

[chief108]

Put your mother in a straight jacket, you punk ass white boy! Come here and tell me that and I'll fuck you in the ass, you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I eat your asshole alive you bitch. Fuck you you ho. Come say to my face and I fuck you for everybody. You bitch. Come on you bitch. You scared coward, you not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world bitch. Look at you, you scared now you ho. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you till you love me faggot.

Tyson

[Judas]

Russian serial killer Andrei Chikatilo’s last words before he was executed by a single shot behind the ear:
“Don’t blow my brains out! The Japanese want to buy them!”

You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-Al Capone

I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand.
-Al Capone

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

[roy s]

Russian serial killer Andrei Chikatilo’s last words before he was executed by a single shot behind the ear:
“Don’t blow my brains out! The Japanese want to buy them!”

You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-Al Capone

I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand.
-Al Capone

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

...lief

[Sentinel]

bigger is better except when it's your cellmate

[Judas]

...lief
-roy s

[Wiseguy]

Ik neuk jou jij pijpt mij

- Wiseguy

[Mokie14]

je moet scoren om te kunnen winnen

[Mokie14]

zoals het klokje thuis tikt
tikt het ook in de kroeg

[Pitbull.]

Life's a bitch and death's her husband, and you're gonna have to meet him if you keep on fuckin' her..

[Vitor Belfort]

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

[chief108]

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

- Mariah Carey

[chief108]

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

[chief108]

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them"

- George Bush

[chief108]

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

- Christina Aguilera

[jay hoov]

Better to die standing, than live on your knees!

[chief108]

They misunderestimated me.

- George W Bush

[chief108]

Facts are stupid things.

- Ronald Reagan

[chief108]

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

— Britney Spears

[Bob de Rooij]

E.T. Phone home
- E.T.

[jay hoov]

Put your mother in a straight jacket, you punk ass white boy! Come here and tell me that and I'll fuck you in the ass, you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I eat your asshole alive you bitch. Fuck you you ho. Come say to my face and I fuck you for everybody. You bitch. Come on you bitch. You scared coward, you not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world bitch. Look at you, you scared now you ho. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you till you love me faggot.

Tyson


Heeeeel scherp..persconferentie Tyson vs Lewis!!!

[chief108]

"I'll fuck you till you love me faggot" is toch echt wel een EPIC uitspraak van die gozer :p

[Tyler_Durden]

Ontopic!

- verscheidene moderators op fora

[missj]

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'”

Jessica Simpson



You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wannna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend.
Al Pacino
Playing Tony Montana in Scarface

[Judas]

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.”
-Chris Rock

[Chico]

van mf in het topic lichaam of skills

"Train function. The rest is just gay porn"

[de dokter]

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti


Hannibal Lecter.

[sikkwittet]

EPIC BOOBS

[Dierenamerbulance]

WU TANG IS FOR THE CHILDREN


odb

[Donjopie]

dit is een thuis oefening !!

knijp allemaal je neus dicht en lees het volgende hardop :

"Goedenavond, welkom bij het programma dat onderzoekt, ontmaskert, aanklaagt en verdedigd"

[roy s]

op advies van judas...


"ja nou en dalijk vinden ze weer wat anders.

kijk je gaat toch dood van het leven.
dus leef dan ook maar"


sikkwittet, today

[Donjopie]

uso.

jan, everyday

[Judas]

"x2"
Van wie is deze geniale ook alweer?

[roy s]

one leggertje...?

[Judas]

Ohja, wat een topquoter is dat toch. Onze one legged Shakespeare...

[Donjopie]

Don't mention the Russians

[aliendwurf]

'Urk, Urk, Urk, kunnen we de schuld niet geven aan een Turk?'

[jay hoov]

You suck ass long enough, pretty soon you start chocking on shit!

Troy Kell.

[Donjopie]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODMORNIG VIETNAM !

by Mork

[Willem]

listen to everyone
follow noone
work like hell

[Tyler_Durden]

''Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee''

- Een of andere bekende bokser ;)

[Wiseguy]

Fietsen op de stoep mag ook niet

[aliendwurf]

I'll be back

[Judas]

When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Mr. White

[roy s]

When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Mr. White

dat is geen quote, dat is een levensvisie...

[Judas]

dat is geen quote, dat is een levensvisie...

Klopt, maar het wordt gescheiden door een kleine grens. Zoals filosoof Ali G ooit es zei: It's a thin line between a lot of things. Especially between a punani and a butty.

[Socra]

dat is geen quote, dat is een levensvisie...

:w00t:

[roy s]

Klopt, maar het wordt gescheiden door een kleine grens. Zoals filosoof Ali G ooit es zei: It's a thin line between a lot of things. Especially between a punani and a butty.


we houden het bij deze......

I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Mr. White


:laugh:

[chief108]

better to reign on FightClub108 than to serve on Mixfight

[chief108]

Klopt, maar het wordt gescheiden door een kleine grens. Zoals filosoof Ali G ooit es zei: It's a thin line between a lot of things. Especially between a punani and a butty.
there's a fine line between fishing
and standing on the shore like an idiot

[chief108]

''Some of them are pure animals. They'd be animals in any society. These guys are outlaw types who should have been born a hundred years ago-then they would have been gunfighters.''

[Dierenamerbulance]

all bundy... allemaal geniaanGo away, Peg.
Begone Jackals.
That's a good one, God!!
Oh. life is good! But not for me ...
I'm jealous of every man not married to you.
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.
I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare.
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.
Love is not only blind but stupid.
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al
Al : Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al
Al : Peggy, it hurts my stomach.
If you want to have sex, the kids will have to leave. If you want it to be good, then you will have to leave.
Burned Beyond Recognition"??? Why can't these bands have cool names like when we were kids? Bands like "Nineteen Ten Fruitgum Company"!
If your life was any easier, you'd be in an urn in the ground!
Don't quit your day couch, Peg!
Behind every successful man is a woman who did not marry me.!
You do not want Kelly! From the moment she was conceived she has made men's lives miserable. Swaggart, Baker, Kennedy ... Kennedy, Kennedy ... Swaggart again!!!
The home shopping network! There's a good idea for women! It was a little too hard driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass!!!
It's amazing! They don't even have gravity in Wanker county but they have the home shopping network!!!
Marcy's niece? She must be from the unfeathered side of the family!
This wouldn't be a bad job if people didn't come in here!
Well, with a name like Leslie I think your a sissy!!!
He's my son!!! Don't you think I know he stinks?!!
In ten days we bowl for the championship which means we start intense training! Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Beer are in, protect your bowling arm at all times! Sex before the match is out! ... Unless of course you can keep it secret from the wives.
Marcy : We're having a new addition to our family!
Al : Shouldn't you be at home sitting on it to hatch?
Al : Cut to the left, cut to the left!!! Now!!! Go for the end zone!!
Bud : I thought you were looking at cheerleaders.
Al : I am. Damn cameraman's shooting their faces!!!
Marcy : I am Marcy Darcy here on behalf of the Coalition for the Esthetically Challenged.
Al : Challenged? I'd say defeated, exiled and left for dead!
No problem, I was on my way back to town to get a hernia operation anyway! Can I get anybody else a hundred pounds of anything?
Peg : You haven't been very nice to my family.
Al : Neither has nature, go bother it!
That's the sound of the axel hitting the ground. That means one of two things. Either Peg's family's in town or everybody in China just jumped off a chair.
Your life is meaningless compared to Hondo!!!
I welcome death!
I saw your mother naked and everything went black!!! I think my eyes were trying to protect my heart!!!
Peggy : Why don't you take us all out for dinner?
Al : What the hell, kids, you never wanted to go to college anyway, did you?
Congratulations Peg, you've just won a trip to disneyfist!
Shoes ... no kind of life for a man ...
You hate to see me eat, don't you, Peg?
If daddy gets the (electric) chair, will you sit on his lap one last time? (to Kelly)
5000 bucks for a Barbie doll??? A real woman isn't worth that much ...
... show them, as only you can, that the female body is not to be appreciated, but to be feared, reviled and in the case of most of you, kept totally covered at all times.
It would make a great movie! Better than that damn Columbus. America was already there, it would take a genius to invent a toilet bowl!
We didn't break free from that pantsy country England by voting! We did it by throwing their stinkin' tea in our American harbour! And why? Because Americans don't like tea. We like coffee. And Americans don't like wine. We like beer. Ice cold. Ice-cold-best-in-a-bottle-but-fine-any-way-you-can-get-it-belchin. It would make a great movie! Better than that damn Columbus. America was already there, it would take a genius to invent a toilet bowl! wake-up-in-a-pool-of-it-next-day-beer!
A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!
Al (to a trio of fat women) : So do you really work for Victoria's Secret?
Fat Woman : Yes, we work for the plus size store for Victoria's Secret. It's called Victoria's BIG secret.
Al : I don't think Victoria can hold a secret this big.
The American justice system works! Beat the crap out of people before the judges let them go!
Peg : Ooh baby! Is that a nightstick or are you just happy to see me?
Al : It's a nightstick and I'm not afraid to use it!
Al : You'll never guess what I dreamt about at work today!
Peg : Me?
Al : Yes!
Peg : Was I in bed?
Al : Yes! As a matter of fact I'd tied you up!
Peg : Ooh Al, that's so kinky! What were you doing?
Al : Cindy Crawford!
Peg : Why don't you ever rock me, Al?
Al : 'Cause I'd rather stone you.
Pretty women make us BUY bear. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
It's not for the dodge, it's for your mom, Peg, look it even comes in her size : astrooooo Vannnnn"
Entertainment for the cave man was simple : Man kills food, woman burns it, giant pterodactyl swoops down, chases woman, woman falls in mud. A good laugh is had by all.
Fat Woman : Do you always go to work wearing a suit and smelling like High Karate?
Al : No. Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling like Mars bars?
Four weddings and a funeral, where's the difference?
Well, according to my research, the cost of raising a baby from birth to college is approximately seven hundred and eighty thousand dollars. Thanks to my actually selling a shoe last week, I'm proud to say we're now just short seven hundred eighty thousand dollars. Thank you.
You know what I would do if I was President? I'd take a big empty state, that nobody's using, y'know, like Idaho, and I'd pack every pregnant woman in the country into donut trucks, and convoy 'em all to Boise. And since Idah means nothing anyhow, I'd change the name to Preg-naho.
Pig latin, Peg? It must be your mother. Tell her I said 'oink'.
Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border?
This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week.
There's only one dead guy in this mall and you're looking at him.
I saw a star in the East. Peg, did you do laundry?
Look at your mother, you've got her so worried she's looking every bit her 50 years.
Peg, I suspect your mind, much like the lost continent of Atlantis, no longer appears on any map.
How can she make more money than a guy who sells shoes AND burgers?
I'm so upset I can hardly eat this sandwich.
Am I truly nothing? Could the neighbourhood children be right?
I wish the world was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper.
God, is Oprah right? Are you a big fat woman?
Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life.
Now wait a second. My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruit-fly earned a thousand dollars in three nights. Should I be worried?
Stand back pumpkin. He's just about to pop and I don't want teeth and eyes all over you.
Old McBundy had a farm ... B-U-N-D-Y, and on this farm he had no wife, B-U-N-D-Y, and a no wife here and a no kids there, a hooker coming over on Friday nights ... Big luscious hooters, a pizza and a beer there ... old McBundy had a farm ... B-U-N-D-Y
Here we have 3 of the seven dwarfs, puffy, crabby and horny.
Why doesn't the world die?
The only power I sensed was that of the mighty forces unleashed by beans.
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.
Milwaukee, That's the town they built around you mother isn't it, Peg?
I only saw the end credits of Shane until your mother lumbered in front of the TV. By the time she passed by, it was morning!
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I learn a lesson.
Peg, this is your birthday, please don't make me kill you!
I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
I'm a shoe man, born and bred, dammit.
You're so sexy when you neuter me that way.
Peg, you look fabulous! You're gonna knock them dead at the bowling alley!
The brain doesn't need blood. It just needs to be kept wet.
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.
(To a fat woman) Let me explain. It's just like an elevator. There's a 2 ton weight limit on these shoes ...
I've got a woman so lame that she actually thinks that when I groan during sex it has anything to do with her.
I married you 'til death do us part. So when I'm dead, I'm free to date.
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death.
How many cradles have you robbed in your thousand years?
The last time she saw forty was 1840!
That's a solid $1.97 for me. After taxes, social security, and your mom, I just earned myself a cool nickel.
That's probably what it meant when my horoscope said "KABOOM!"
Imagine everybody you know under one moomoo! (Describing his mother-in-law)
Al : Son, have I told you not to get married?
Bud : Yeah, dad.
Al : Have I told you not to become a shoe salesman?
Bud : Yeah, dad.
Al : I guess I told you everything I know then.
See honey, lawn sales are based on the bigger idiot theory. You know, you sell things so dumb that some bigger idiot would buy it. But the flaw on that theory is eventually, you will get to the head idiot. And you call her mom.
I'm going to L.A. to become the big white hooter hunter!
I'm Maharaja Bundy and women with 4 hooters feed me Ding Dongs all day.
Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?
I never wanted to get married, I got married. Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
Remember our motto : We ain't got it.
Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running FROM the axe.
I'm going back to Chicago; where I only die a little every day.
Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes.
I'm not paying for my mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
If you want something fixed right, get an ugly guy to do it.
I'd invite you in but instead I think. I'll just beat the crap out of you.
I'm married with children.
It's only a game if you win but if you lose it's a stinking waste of time.
If God had wanted women to play ball, he would've made them men.
Guys may come and guys may go, but daddy's always daddy ... well, at least until he jumps a freight train.
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet.
Only one woman, too much time.
We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over.
Peg, could you get that? It's probably the 'Homeless? It could be worse!' Tour.
Why is it that Elvis is dead but I'm in hell?
We all have to live with our disappointments ... I have to sleep with mine.
I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women.
I saw a star in the East. Peg, did you do laundry ?
Something sinister's going on, so I know a woman's behind it.
There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap.
Life didn't pass me by, it sat on my head.
Marry a redhead!
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. Since I'm not home, I won't have to.
Computers and women are ruining the country.
Dead men don't wake up yelling 'don't'.
In order for a house to be a home, only one can make the rules.
Threats don't work on me ... I've already been to hell.
How would I know, I never look at you!
Go away, Peg!
I'd rather dive of the Sears Tower head first into a thumbtack or bait a crocodile with my manhood ...
Here comes our baby now. Let's call him Insano.
Not quite as old as the hair on your legs ...
Great Ceasar's ghost!
Come on baby. We've got things to do; eyes to blindfold and babies to make.
I would like to plant a showel right between her barren eyes.
You see kids, it was a dream and you were replaced by two sixpacks in the refrigerator.
I hate those tests. They are designed to bury men.
If he slept with you, he's the stupidest man on earth.
Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist.
It never quite the same when you're sober, is it?
Telling Al Bundy is just like telling the wind.
I blame it on TV myself.
You give him a bottle of redeye and a Playboy and he'll marry your mother to a cow.
Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish.
Well, it beats going to Hawaii with your mother.
What's five million years in the scheme of the life of one man?
This cheese means more to me than both your lives.
Peg, when you married me, was it pre-meditated or a drive-by marriage?
Home, work, can a man have too much fun?
Kelly, it's not that we don't believe you. It's just that we don't believe in LOVE.
I will show him the same kind of respect that any father would show a 41 year old man who dates his teenage daughter.
Am I truly nothing? Could the neighbourhood children be right?
We could always have another daughter, but as we both know, this is the car I'm going to have the rest of my life.
White crosses, sunlight ... nothing works on you anymore does it?
Soon our mouths will be alive with dead animals of every race and religion.
You've desecrated the toilet I call home!
I don't know what we're put on this planet to do but we're here damn it!
You might be wondering what a 25 year old millionaire is doing with a 18 year old daughter?
My wheenies have been exposed!
What's for dinner tonight in the slammer, guys?
I was driving home ... God knows why ...
Gee, none of my family was of any help to me, how unusual.
Lousy, red-headed, life-sucking mosquito!
Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life.
Lets go! Last one to your house gets to sit next to my wife!
Oh mighty one in the heavens who created the mountains, the seas and beer ...
Next to a dog, a beautiful woman is the thing to be.
I don't HAVE to go to sleep after sex. I WANT to go to sleep after sex. I welcome the darkness.
I would rather sleep in a bunk-bed under Oprah!
Yo! I'm broke!
I'm sorry Peg. I saw some underware I just had to have.
How proud can a father be?
Now wait a second. My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruit-fly earned a thousand dollars in three nights. Should I be worried?
Say goodnight, super-fly!
Stand back pumpkin. He's just about to pop and I don't want teeth and eyes all over you.
I'll get that money even if I'll have to dance naked in the streets!
I'm a living example of how the brain really doesn't need blood to work.
Hey, everything looks like noodles in here!
They call me Flipper ... Flipper ...
Seems like I do what I was knowing then, boy.
This table will self-desctruct in 5 seconds ...
I'll hold him down and you'll take his wallet.
I love you, Peg ... Just kidding!
She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm.
Are they gonna find US with our legs up in the air?
Now kids, we're not here to attack each other. We're here to attack the baby.
I don't know ... The last thing I remember a fryingpan bounced of my head.
I wouldn't rub your feet if a genee popped out of them.
Kids take a good long look. This is worth a thousand condom commercials.
Kids, don't look back. We'll all be salt.
Where's my remote control???
I'm afraid I may not know what cool is anymore.
Al Bundy is back!!!
Oh, look at the starving children. Woah man, now we're having fun!
You may as well bore me with your problems ...
I'm still giddy with the thought that possibly, just possibly, I might have sat at the same toilet seat as Bob Hope.
Of cause my present lack of fait is understandable since your average parking meter makes more a day than I do.
It's showbusiness. You don't need talent OR brain.
I left high school, lost the will to live and here I am ...
May the shoe-business take you all!
I'm married to a woman named ... something.
Peg, you know I warned you before about touching me.
Marcy, the part with the cups goes in front.
I'm gonna give this to the only one I truly love ... me!
Laugh at this, hyenas!
There is so much that I wanna say to you but there's a show coming on that I wanna watch.
Why doesn't the world die?
I want my TVGuide!!!
I've got two TV guides. One on the table and one in the bath-room. I'm rich!
The only power I sensed was that of the mighty forces unleashed by beans.
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.
I've learned to live on plack.
Greetings vultures! Your meal-ticket is here.
... and no one understands why I scream on the way home ...
Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
A man's home is his coffin.
Don't let these slits on my wrists fool you.
Health people are like dinosaurs. They're not fit to survive.
Anything that's good enough for the cockroach is good enough for my family.
I'm hungry enough to block a colon.
You can spend some quality-time at the news-stand reading dirty magazines.
Don't call me a TV in my own home!
Honey ... you're an idiot!
A stallion like me only comes around once a year.
Oh, if only a man could have two wives.
What was I thinking when I said 'I do'? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again.
Milwaukee. That's the town they build around you mother isn't it, Peg?
Wait a minute, I think I've just had a vision!
I see you're all looking at me a bit differently now.
The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.
None today! Tomorrow, twice as much!
This is not a recorded message. I'm a human being, damn it!
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson.
I work in a shoe-store and still I'm not happy to come home.
You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes.
Don't look at me, I'm blind from hunger.
Put your feet up folks, it's getting pretty deep in here.
The last thing a guy wants to look at at the end of the day is a woman.
How about if I get my gun and shoot you with a nice silver bullet.
No-one can resist a shoe-salesman.
I deserv to be punished, I married your mother.
What if I make you a nice licence-plate that says 'I'm a bore'?
Pretty good for a guy stupid enough to marry you, huh?
Another hallmark moment!
If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done.
I hate to go to sleep with the smell of feet on my hands.
Revenge ... is great
Let's bowl
Peg, this is your birthday, please don't make me kill you!
We are blood-Bundys. We are truly doomed.
I truly, truly want to die!
Alright now, everybody ... shoot me!
This news is so big I even want the girl to hear it ...
Nothing's too good for me ...
I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed ...
I miss my couch.
Don't make me kill you on family-day.
Let's boogie!
... who cares, it's free!
Take me to your finest bathroom!
Ah, home sweet hell!
If I was the mailman, I'd be having your wife.
Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home.
Every now and then a guy who drive a Dodge likes to close his eyes and imagine it's a Ferrari.
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.
I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
Back then, mother meant cooking but then gay meant happy.
I'm born and bred to be a shoeman.
I'm a shoe man, born and bred, dammit.
This is a fine mess. She's an idiot and the smart one's mad at us.
I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard.
That's all I need. Work all day with the Beaver and come home to you.
I didn't steal your bra!
Today is the first day of the end of your life.
Don't look at me, I wasn't even awake.
The brain doesn't need blood. It just needs to be kept wet.
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.
If you need me I'll be at the nudie bar.
Ok, here's another idea. Let's toss this in the oven and see if it bakes. There's a shoe-salesman in the 23th century. It's called Shoe Trek.
Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job.
Let me explain. It's just like an elevator. There's a 2 ton weight limit on those shoes ...
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life.
I've lived and I've loved ... later on I even married.
You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me.
It's not everyday an uncle dies and the coroner forgets to lock his house.
It gets better each time as long as it's never with the same woman.
A man is a man all his life. A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.
Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman.
Well, I chalked up some more frequent loser miles today.
I've got a woman so lame that she actually thinks that when I groan during sex it has anything to do with her.
Thank god she can't eat me!
Just say no to marriage.
Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back.
If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me.
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
I married you 'til death do us part. So when I'm dead, I'm free to date.
God, for once I'm actually glad to be home.
We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right.
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.
Marriage stinks, have a kid. Kid stinks, have another kid.
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death.
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself.
To know me is to love me.
That's what being a man is like : making mistakes and not caring.
You know Peg, for a bigfoot your mother is not bad.
Peg : Shall I get one of those? (mini skirts)
Al : Why?
... I want some form of dead animal on that table ... and I want that animal to be succulent.
Damn it, Steven, we're men. It's our god-given right to watch sports and smut.
Peggy : Am I getting old, Al?
Al : How do I know? I never look at you.

[roy s]

all bundy... allemaal geniaanGo away, Peg.
Begone Jackals.
That's a good one, God!!
Oh. life is good! But not for me ...
I'm jealous of every man not married to you.
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.
I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare.
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.
Love is not only blind but stupid.
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al
Al : Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al
Al : Peggy, it hurts my stomach.
If you want to have sex, the kids will have to leave. If you want it to be good, then you will have to leave.
Burned Beyond Recognition"??? Why can't these bands have cool names like when we were kids? Bands like "Nineteen Ten Fruitgum Company"!
If your life was any easier, you'd be in an urn in the ground!
Don't quit your day couch, Peg!
Behind every successful man is a woman who did not marry me.!
You do not want Kelly! From the moment she was conceived she has made men's lives miserable. Swaggart, Baker, Kennedy ... Kennedy, Kennedy ... Swaggart again!!!
The home shopping network! There's a good idea for women! It was a little too hard driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass!!!
It's amazing! They don't even have gravity in Wanker county but they have the home shopping network!!!
Marcy's niece? She must be from the unfeathered side of the family!
This wouldn't be a bad job if people didn't come in here!
Well, with a name like Leslie I think your a sissy!!!
He's my son!!! Don't you think I know he stinks?!!
In ten days we bowl for the championship which means we start intense training! Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Beer are in, protect your bowling arm at all times! Sex before the match is out! ... Unless of course you can keep it secret from the wives.
Marcy : We're having a new addition to our family!
Al : Shouldn't you be at home sitting on it to hatch?
Al : Cut to the left, cut to the left!!! Now!!! Go for the end zone!!
Bud : I thought you were looking at cheerleaders.
Al : I am. Damn cameraman's shooting their faces!!!
Marcy : I am Marcy Darcy here on behalf of the Coalition for the Esthetically Challenged.
Al : Challenged? I'd say defeated, exiled and left for dead!
No problem, I was on my way back to town to get a hernia operation anyway! Can I get anybody else a hundred pounds of anything?
Peg : You haven't been very nice to my family.
Al : Neither has nature, go bother it!
That's the sound of the axel hitting the ground. That means one of two things. Either Peg's family's in town or everybody in China just jumped off a chair.
Your life is meaningless compared to Hondo!!!
I welcome death!
I saw your mother naked and everything went black!!! I think my eyes were trying to protect my heart!!!
Peggy : Why don't you take us all out for dinner?
Al : What the hell, kids, you never wanted to go to college anyway, did you?
Congratulations Peg, you've just won a trip to disneyfist!
Shoes ... no kind of life for a man ...
You hate to see me eat, don't you, Peg?
If daddy gets the (electric) chair, will you sit on his lap one last time? (to Kelly)
5000 bucks for a Barbie doll??? A real woman isn't worth that much ...
... show them, as only you can, that the female body is not to be appreciated, but to be feared, reviled and in the case of most of you, kept totally covered at all times.
It would make a great movie! Better than that damn Columbus. America was already there, it would take a genius to invent a toilet bowl!
We didn't break free from that pantsy country England by voting! We did it by throwing their stinkin' tea in our American harbour! And why? Because Americans don't like tea. We like coffee. And Americans don't like wine. We like beer. Ice cold. Ice-cold-best-in-a-bottle-but-fine-any-way-you-can-get-it-belchin. It would make a great movie! Better than that damn Columbus. America was already there, it would take a genius to invent a toilet bowl! wake-up-in-a-pool-of-it-next-day-beer!
A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!
Al (to a trio of fat women) : So do you really work for Victoria's Secret?
Fat Woman : Yes, we work for the plus size store for Victoria's Secret. It's called Victoria's BIG secret.
Al : I don't think Victoria can hold a secret this big.
The American justice system works! Beat the crap out of people before the judges let them go!
Peg : Ooh baby! Is that a nightstick or are you just happy to see me?
Al : It's a nightstick and I'm not afraid to use it!
Al : You'll never guess what I dreamt about at work today!
Peg : Me?
Al : Yes!
Peg : Was I in bed?
Al : Yes! As a matter of fact I'd tied you up!
Peg : Ooh Al, that's so kinky! What were you doing?
Al : Cindy Crawford!
Peg : Why don't you ever rock me, Al?
Al : 'Cause I'd rather stone you.
Pretty women make us BUY bear. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
It's not for the dodge, it's for your mom, Peg, look it even comes in her size : astrooooo Vannnnn"
Entertainment for the cave man was simple : Man kills food, woman burns it, giant pterodactyl swoops down, chases woman, woman falls in mud. A good laugh is had by all.
Fat Woman : Do you always go to work wearing a suit and smelling like High Karate?
Al : No. Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling like Mars bars?
Four weddings and a funeral, where's the difference?
Well, according to my research, the cost of raising a baby from birth to college is approximately seven hundred and eighty thousand dollars. Thanks to my actually selling a shoe last week, I'm proud to say we're now just short seven hundred eighty thousand dollars. Thank you.
You know what I would do if I was President? I'd take a big empty state, that nobody's using, y'know, like Idaho, and I'd pack every pregnant woman in the country into donut trucks, and convoy 'em all to Boise. And since Idah means nothing anyhow, I'd change the name to Preg-naho.
Pig latin, Peg? It must be your mother. Tell her I said 'oink'.
Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border?
This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week.
There's only one dead guy in this mall and you're looking at him.
I saw a star in the East. Peg, did you do laundry?
Look at your mother, you've got her so worried she's looking every bit her 50 years.
Peg, I suspect your mind, much like the lost continent of Atlantis, no longer appears on any map.
How can she make more money than a guy who sells shoes AND burgers?
I'm so upset I can hardly eat this sandwich.
Am I truly nothing? Could the neighbourhood children be right?
I wish the world was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper.
God, is Oprah right? Are you a big fat woman?
Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life.
Now wait a second. My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruit-fly earned a thousand dollars in three nights. Should I be worried?
Stand back pumpkin. He's just about to pop and I don't want teeth and eyes all over you.
Old McBundy had a farm ... B-U-N-D-Y, and on this farm he had no wife, B-U-N-D-Y, and a no wife here and a no kids there, a hooker coming over on Friday nights ... Big luscious hooters, a pizza and a beer there ... old McBundy had a farm ... B-U-N-D-Y
Here we have 3 of the seven dwarfs, puffy, crabby and horny.
Why doesn't the world die?
The only power I sensed was that of the mighty forces unleashed by beans.
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.
Milwaukee, That's the town they built around you mother isn't it, Peg?
I only saw the end credits of Shane until your mother lumbered in front of the TV. By the time she passed by, it was morning!
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I learn a lesson.
Peg, this is your birthday, please don't make me kill you!
I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
I'm a shoe man, born and bred, dammit.
You're so sexy when you neuter me that way.
Peg, you look fabulous! You're gonna knock them dead at the bowling alley!
The brain doesn't need blood. It just needs to be kept wet.
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.
(To a fat woman) Let me explain. It's just like an elevator. There's a 2 ton weight limit on these shoes ...
I've got a woman so lame that she actually thinks that when I groan during sex it has anything to do with her.
I married you 'til death do us part. So when I'm dead, I'm free to date.
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death.
How many cradles have you robbed in your thousand years?
The last time she saw forty was 1840!
That's a solid $1.97 for me. After taxes, social security, and your mom, I just earned myself a cool nickel.
That's probably what it meant when my horoscope said "KABOOM!"
Imagine everybody you know under one moomoo! (Describing his mother-in-law)
Al : Son, have I told you not to get married?
Bud : Yeah, dad.
Al : Have I told you not to become a shoe salesman?
Bud : Yeah, dad.
Al : I guess I told you everything I know then.
See honey, lawn sales are based on the bigger idiot theory. You know, you sell things so dumb that some bigger idiot would buy it. But the flaw on that theory is eventually, you will get to the head idiot. And you call her mom.
I'm going to L.A. to become the big white hooter hunter!
I'm Maharaja Bundy and women with 4 hooters feed me Ding Dongs all day.
Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?
I never wanted to get married, I got married. Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
Remember our motto : We ain't got it.
Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running FROM the axe.
I'm going back to Chicago; where I only die a little every day.
Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes.
I'm not paying for my mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
If you want something fixed right, get an ugly guy to do it.
I'd invite you in but instead I think. I'll just beat the crap out of you.
I'm married with children.
It's only a game if you win but if you lose it's a stinking waste of time.
If God had wanted women to play ball, he would've made them men.
Guys may come and guys may go, but daddy's always daddy ... well, at least until he jumps a freight train.
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet.
Only one woman, too much time.
We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over.
Peg, could you get that? It's probably the 'Homeless? It could be worse!' Tour.
Why is it that Elvis is dead but I'm in hell?
We all have to live with our disappointments ... I have to sleep with mine.
I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women.
I saw a star in the East. Peg, did you do laundry ?
Something sinister's going on, so I know a woman's behind it.
There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap.
Life didn't pass me by, it sat on my head.
Marry a redhead!
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. Since I'm not home, I won't have to.
Computers and women are ruining the country.
Dead men don't wake up yelling 'don't'.
In order for a house to be a home, only one can make the rules.
Threats don't work on me ... I've already been to hell.
How would I know, I never look at you!
Go away, Peg!
I'd rather dive of the Sears Tower head first into a thumbtack or bait a crocodile with my manhood ...
Here comes our baby now. Let's call him Insano.
Not quite as old as the hair on your legs ...
Great Ceasar's ghost!
Come on baby. We've got things to do; eyes to blindfold and babies to make.
I would like to plant a showel right between her barren eyes.
You see kids, it was a dream and you were replaced by two sixpacks in the refrigerator.
I hate those tests. They are designed to bury men.
If he slept with you, he's the stupidest man on earth.
Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist.
It never quite the same when you're sober, is it?
Telling Al Bundy is just like telling the wind.
I blame it on TV myself.
You give him a bottle of redeye and a Playboy and he'll marry your mother to a cow.
Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish.
Well, it beats going to Hawaii with your mother.
What's five million years in the scheme of the life of one man?
This cheese means more to me than both your lives.
Peg, when you married me, was it pre-meditated or a drive-by marriage?
Home, work, can a man have too much fun?
Kelly, it's not that we don't believe you. It's just that we don't believe in LOVE.
I will show him the same kind of respect that any father would show a 41 year old man who dates his teenage daughter.
Am I truly nothing? Could the neighbourhood children be right?
We could always have another daughter, but as we both know, this is the car I'm going to have the rest of my life.
White crosses, sunlight ... nothing works on you anymore does it?
Soon our mouths will be alive with dead animals of every race and religion.
You've desecrated the toilet I call home!
I don't know what we're put on this planet to do but we're here damn it!
You might be wondering what a 25 year old millionaire is doing with a 18 year old daughter?
My wheenies have been exposed!
What's for dinner tonight in the slammer, guys?
I was driving home ... God knows why ...
Gee, none of my family was of any help to me, how unusual.
Lousy, red-headed, life-sucking mosquito!
Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life.
Lets go! Last one to your house gets to sit next to my wife!
Oh mighty one in the heavens who created the mountains, the seas and beer ...
Next to a dog, a beautiful woman is the thing to be.
I don't HAVE to go to sleep after sex. I WANT to go to sleep after sex. I welcome the darkness.
I would rather sleep in a bunk-bed under Oprah!
Yo! I'm broke!
I'm sorry Peg. I saw some underware I just had to have.
How proud can a father be?
Now wait a second. My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruit-fly earned a thousand dollars in three nights. Should I be worried?
Say goodnight, super-fly!
Stand back pumpkin. He's just about to pop and I don't want teeth and eyes all over you.
I'll get that money even if I'll have to dance naked in the streets!
I'm a living example of how the brain really doesn't need blood to work.
Hey, everything looks like noodles in here!
They call me Flipper ... Flipper ...
Seems like I do what I was knowing then, boy.
This table will self-desctruct in 5 seconds ...
I'll hold him down and you'll take his wallet.
I love you, Peg ... Just kidding!
She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm.
Are they gonna find US with our legs up in the air?
Now kids, we're not here to attack each other. We're here to attack the baby.
I don't know ... The last thing I remember a fryingpan bounced of my head.
I wouldn't rub your feet if a genee popped out of them.
Kids take a good long look. This is worth a thousand condom commercials.
Kids, don't look back. We'll all be salt.
Where's my remote control???
I'm afraid I may not know what cool is anymore.
Al Bundy is back!!!
Oh, look at the starving children. Woah man, now we're having fun!
You may as well bore me with your problems ...
I'm still giddy with the thought that possibly, just possibly, I might have sat at the same toilet seat as Bob Hope.
Of cause my present lack of fait is understandable since your average parking meter makes more a day than I do.
It's showbusiness. You don't need talent OR brain.
I left high school, lost the will to live and here I am ...
May the shoe-business take you all!
I'm married to a woman named ... something.
Peg, you know I warned you before about touching me.
Marcy, the part with the cups goes in front.
I'm gonna give this to the only one I truly love ... me!
Laugh at this, hyenas!
There is so much that I wanna say to you but there's a show coming on that I wanna watch.
Why doesn't the world die?
I want my TVGuide!!!
I've got two TV guides. One on the table and one in the bath-room. I'm rich!
The only power I sensed was that of the mighty forces unleashed by beans.
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.
I've learned to live on plack.
Greetings vultures! Your meal-ticket is here.
... and no one understands why I scream on the way home ...
Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?
A man's home is his coffin.
Don't let these slits on my wrists fool you.
Health people are like dinosaurs. They're not fit to survive.
Anything that's good enough for the cockroach is good enough for my family.
I'm hungry enough to block a colon.
You can spend some quality-time at the news-stand reading dirty magazines.
Don't call me a TV in my own home!
Honey ... you're an idiot!
A stallion like me only comes around once a year.
Oh, if only a man could have two wives.
What was I thinking when I said 'I do'? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again.
Milwaukee. That's the town they build around you mother isn't it, Peg?
Wait a minute, I think I've just had a vision!
I see you're all looking at me a bit differently now.
The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.
None today! Tomorrow, twice as much!
This is not a recorded message. I'm a human being, damn it!
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson.
I work in a shoe-store and still I'm not happy to come home.
You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes.
Don't look at me, I'm blind from hunger.
Put your feet up folks, it's getting pretty deep in here.
The last thing a guy wants to look at at the end of the day is a woman.
How about if I get my gun and shoot you with a nice silver bullet.
No-one can resist a shoe-salesman.
I deserv to be punished, I married your mother.
What if I make you a nice licence-plate that says 'I'm a bore'?
Pretty good for a guy stupid enough to marry you, huh?
Another hallmark moment!
If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done.
I hate to go to sleep with the smell of feet on my hands.
Revenge ... is great
Let's bowl
Peg, this is your birthday, please don't make me kill you!
We are blood-Bundys. We are truly doomed.
I truly, truly want to die!
Alright now, everybody ... shoot me!
This news is so big I even want the girl to hear it ...
Nothing's too good for me ...
I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed ...
I miss my couch.
Don't make me kill you on family-day.
Let's boogie!
... who cares, it's free!
Take me to your finest bathroom!
Ah, home sweet hell!
If I was the mailman, I'd be having your wife.
Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home.
Every now and then a guy who drive a Dodge likes to close his eyes and imagine it's a Ferrari.
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.
I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
Back then, mother meant cooking but then gay meant happy.
I'm born and bred to be a shoeman.
I'm a shoe man, born and bred, dammit.
This is a fine mess. She's an idiot and the smart one's mad at us.
I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard.
That's all I need. Work all day with the Beaver and come home to you.
I didn't steal your bra!
Today is the first day of the end of your life.
Don't look at me, I wasn't even awake.
The brain doesn't need blood. It just needs to be kept wet.
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.
If you need me I'll be at the nudie bar.
Ok, here's another idea. Let's toss this in the oven and see if it bakes. There's a shoe-salesman in the 23th century. It's called Shoe Trek.
Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job.
Let me explain. It's just like an elevator. There's a 2 ton weight limit on those shoes ...
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life.
I've lived and I've loved ... later on I even married.
You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me.
It's not everyday an uncle dies and the coroner forgets to lock his house.
It gets better each time as long as it's never with the same woman.
A man is a man all his life. A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.
Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman.
Well, I chalked up some more frequent loser miles today.
I've got a woman so lame that she actually thinks that when I groan during sex it has anything to do with her.
Thank god she can't eat me!
Just say no to marriage.
Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back.
If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me.
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
I married you 'til death do us part. So when I'm dead, I'm free to date.
God, for once I'm actually glad to be home.
We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right.
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.
Marriage stinks, have a kid. Kid stinks, have another kid.
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death.
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself.
To know me is to love me.
That's what being a man is like : making mistakes and not caring.
You know Peg, for a bigfoot your mother is not bad.
Peg : Shall I get one of those? (mini skirts)
Al : Why?
... I want some form of dead animal on that table ... and I want that animal to be succulent.
Damn it, Steven, we're men. It's our god-given right to watch sports and smut.
Peggy : Am I getting old, Al?
Al : How do I know? I never look at you.

hahaha....

[Donjopie]

KNEUS !!!

:D:D:D

[Judas]

Hhehehe

[chief108]

They're not bad guys, individually. I tell you one thing: I'd rather have a bunch of Hell's Angels on my hands than these civil rights demonstrators. When it comes to making trouble for us, the demonstrators are much worse.

[chief108]

We're the one percenters, man—the one percent that don't fit and don't care. So don't talk to me about your doctor bills and your traffic warrants—I mean you get your woman and your bike and your banjo and I mean you're on your way. We've punched our way out of a hundred rumbles, stayed alive with our boots and our fists. We're royalty among motorcycle outlaws, baby.

[chief108]

Over and over again I have said that there is no way out of the present impasse. If we were wide awake we would be instantly struck by the horrors which surround us . . . We would drop our tools, quit our jobs, deny our obligations, pay no taxes, observe no laws, and so on. Could the man or woman who is thoroughly awakened possibly do the crazy things which are now expected of him or her every moment of the day?

[Donjopie]

We vergeten een hele bekende :

love peace

[chief108]

People will just have to learn to stay out of our way. We'll bust up everyone who gets in our way.

[Rverm]

"who's you're daddy"

[Dierenamerbulance]

hell voor 14k.....

.

[chief108]

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

[chief108]

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

[chief108]

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

[chief108]

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

[chief108]

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

[chief108]

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

[chief108]

That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came, he saw, and if he didn't entirely conquer - he came as close as anybody we are likely to see in the lifetime of this doomed generation.

[chief108]

die waren allemaal van:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2169/2186741288_b9ef9865fd_o.jpg


"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine and a whole multicolored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers . . . Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon . . ."

[chief108]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2161/2185962473_2d954349ce.jpg
"Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish—a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow—to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested . . . Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll."
—Gonzo Papers, Vol. 2: Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the '80s, 1988

[chief108]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2124/2185993125_e433688bb1_o.jpg
"We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear—fear of war, fear of poverty, fear of random terrorism, fear of getting down-sized or fired because of the plunging economy, fear of getting evicted for bad debts or suddenly getting locked up in a military detention camp on vague charges of being a Terrorist sympathizer."
—"Extreme Behavior in Aspen," February 3, 2003

[chief108]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2019/2186754762_5dd5b57b43.jpg
"My concept of death for a long time was to come down that mountain road at 120 and just keep going straight right there, burst out through the barrier and hang out above all that . . . and there I'd be, sitting in the front seat, stark naked, with a case of whiskey next to me and a case of dynamite in the trunk . . . honking the horn, and the lights on, and just sit there in space for an instant, a human bomb, and fall down into that mess of steel mills. It'd be a tremendous goddam explosion. No pain. No one would get hurt. I'm pretty sure, unless they've changed the highway, that launching place is still there. As soon as I get home, I ought to take the drive just to check it out."
—Quoted in St. Petersburg Times, February 22, 2005

[chief108]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2369/2185988983_238d531c84_o.jpg
"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile—and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. We owe that to ourselves and our crippled self-image as something better than a nation of panicked sheep."
—The Great Shark Hunt, 1979

[chief108]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2119/2185945245_b38912a569_o.jpg
"There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die."
—Gonzo Papers, Vol. 2: Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the '80s, 1988

[Dierenamerbulance]

hunter.. mijn held in bange dagen...

[chief108]

fuck yeah...

gotta love that

[Pipo de Cliniclown]

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
- Sir Winston Churchill -

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
- Sir Winston Churchill -

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
- Sir Winston Churchill -

Toen Nancy Astor, het eerste vrouwelijke Engelse parlementslid, Churchill toebeet: "Winston, als ik met jou getrouwd was, deed ik vergif in je koffie", antwoordde Churchill: "Nancy, als jij mijn vrouw was, zou ik die zeker opdrinken".

Tegen socialistisch parlementslid Bessie Braddock uit Liverpool, die hem gezegd had, "Winston, you're drunk.": "And you're ugly Bessie, but tomorrow morning, I'll be sober and you will be still ugly."

"Het beste argument tegen democratie is een conversatie van vijf minuten met een gemiddelde stemgerechtigde."

- Sir Winston Churchill -

What luck for rulers that men do not think.
- Adolf Hitler -

The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
- Joseph Stalin -

Vertrouwen is goed, controle is beter.

Wie bang is voor de wolven, moet uit het bos blijven.

De dood lost alle problemen op: geen mensen, geen problemen.

Als de vijand zich ontwapent, fijn en goed. Als ze dat niet doen, zullen wij het doen.

In het sovjetleger kost het meer moed om terug te trekken dan om verder te gaan.

Liever een onschuldige te veel veroordeeld dan een contrarevolutionair te weinig.

We geloven dat een krachtige en levendige beweging onmogelijk is zonder verschillen - "pure conformiteit" is alleen mogelijk in de begraafplaats

- Josef Stalin -

[Donjopie]

I have a dream !!!!

[Judas]

“You feel the last bit of breath leaving their body. You’re looking into their eyes. A person in that situation is God.”

“We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow.”

-Ted Bundy

[Judas]

“I wasn’t going to rob her, or touch her. I was just going to kill her.”

“I didn’t want to hurt them, I only wanted to kill them.”

-The Son of Sam

[Dierenamerbulance]

http://www.racingmix.com/word/thompson.jpg

http://www.racingmix.com/word/thompson2.jpg


hunter zijn afschijds brieven

[Judas]

Never was so much owed by so many to so few.

-Winston Churchill, at the height of the Battle of Britain.

[Dierenamerbulance]

http://webpages.csus.edu/~sac52583/homer111.jpg

[Dierenamerbulance]

You barbarians! I'll sue the council for every penny it's got! I'l have you hung, drawn, and quartered! And whipped! And boiled...until...until...until you've had enough. And then I will do it again! And when I've finished I will take all the little bits, and I will JUMP on them! And I will carry on jumping on them until I get blisters, or I can think of anything even more unpleasant to do...
--Arthur Dent (hitchhikes guide to the galaxy)

[Derek Ogilvie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-5_8af3TiY

[chief108]

whatever it takes!

[Mr.Ztreetfighter]

Als we toch aan het 'quoten' zijn weet ik er ook nog één of eigenlijk vijfhonderd:

http://www.pzc.nl/multimedia/archive/00937/quote500_937428b.jpg

[Derek Ogilvie]

So... Goeie, Bassie.

[Judas]

I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms Lewinsky.

-Bill Clinton

[I_LOVE_KNOCKOUTS]

Die van Al Bundy heb ik af en toe echt tranen om gelachen haha!

"It's better to die like a tiger, than to live like a pussy"

"Cijfers zijn net bikini's, ze verhullen vaak meer dan ze laten zien"

"Denk liever aan moeilijke mogelijkheden dan aan mogelijke moeilijkheden"

[FOCUS]

yogi Berra:
This is like deja vu all over again.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him

Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical

Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded

I made a wrong mistake

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours


Ronald Reagan

A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement

But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.

miscelanious...


I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
smells like victory

And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film

[I_LOVE_KNOCKOUTS]

(slissend uitspreken) "It never hurts to help" - Eek the Cat

[Mokie14]

are you talking too me??? are you talking too me??
i dont see somebody else....

[I_LOVE_KNOCKOUTS]

Joe Pesci in 'Goodfellas':

"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?"

[Regret Them Fritz]

Drew Carey

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

[Mokie14]

scarface
"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

[Mokie14]

boondock saint

Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.

[Mokie14]

PULP FICTION

Vincent: You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

Jules: What?

Vincent: Mayonnaise.

Jules: Goddamn.

Vincent: I've seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.


of

Honey Bunny: I love you, Pumpkin.

Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny.

Pumpkin: All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!

Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

[I_LOVE_KNOCKOUTS]

If you want to get people to follow you, first confuse them, then convince them that you know the way to get them out of their confused state.

[roy s]

If you want to get people to follow you, first confuse them, then convince them that you know the way to get them out of their confused state.

yup..
:laugh:

[De Buurman]

Als het vandaag niet komt, dan morgen wel !

Without failure you cant aprisiate victory.

Leadership Excellence Isn't Achieved Without Failure.

[De Buurman]

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing

Doe vandaag niet, wat je morgen ook nog kunt uitstellen

[Wiseguy]

Kick ass and leave a footprint

Your face or your ass what's the difference.

[roy s]

beter met 1 leg in het graf, dan met 2 in de lucht.....

[roy s]

de beste kickboksers....
...staan naast de mat

[roy s]

MMA is de mooiste sport....
jammer dat niemand dat kan zien

[sikkwittet]

ITS TIME TO NUT UP OR SHUT UP





when the going gets though
the tough get going

[sikkwittet]

we dinosaurs are doomed
i can just feel it





peace in our time
1938:D:D:D:D

marge
its going te be a long nigt
make a lot of coffe
drink it
and start flipping me hamburgers

[sikkwittet]

deze zeg ik altijd tegen mij zelf voordat ik iets ga doen, wat ik eigelijk zou moeten verliezen. maar toch moet gaan doen
win or lose

im here not to be fucked with

[Guess]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

The usual suspects.

[sikkwittet]

deze net van yvels twitter gejat


Real man don't eat honey,they chew bees!


geniaal

[sikkwittet]

nog eentje van gilbert zijn twitter


dus na dat hij verloren had

So I pick up my friend to go trainAnd his 3year old son looked at me for a good 2min and said out of the blue:you didn't had a good fight!

[sikkwittet]

saturday night is for the wifes

friday night is for the girlfriends

[Tyler_Durden]

Alles is goed als het maar excessief is!

Markies de Sade...

[Socra]

Pacino in Glengarry Glen Ross:

All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me.

[b.a::::]

Without failure you cant aprisiate victory.


I can appreciate this failure :D

and this one:


Real man don't eat honey,they chew bees!


aaaand this one too:



So I pick up my friend to go trainAnd his 3year old son looked at me for a good 2min and said out of the blue:you didn't had a good fight!

;) Grammar nazi strikes again!

[De Buurman]

[QUOTE=b.a::::;52085]I can appreciate this failure :D


:bash: :D

[Wiseguy]

Joe Pesci in Casino

A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.

[b.a::::]

IK hou mij aan twee quotes/motto's:

Balls to the wall

&

Fuck it!

[sikkwittet]

@ ba grammer fagg


Quote:
Originally Posted by De Buurman View Post

Without failure you cant aprisiate victory.
I can appreciate this failure

and this one:

Quote:
Originally Posted by sikkwittet View Post
Real man don't eat honey,they chew bees!
aaaand this one too:

Quote:
Originally Posted by sikkwittet View Post

So I pick up my friend to go trainAnd his 3year old son looked at me for a good 2min and said out of the blue:you didn't had a good fight!
Grammar nazi strikes again!





die van buurman klopt.

die van mij zijn 2 gejatte quotes van gilbert yvel zijn twitter
en die vond ik wel vet

dus die ga ik dan ook niet verbeteren

dus niet mijn schuld

eens een keer

hier ga ik weer lekkah taalfaalen voor jou. is dat goedt????




watch it, my boyfriend does bjj

bjj??????
thats like the gayest sport there is.

[Mokie14]

die ouwe heeft een nieuwe camera en iedereen moet dat weten

[Tyler_Durden]

daarbenikhetnietmeeeens..

Roy S

[Mokie14]

daarbenikhetnietmeeeens..

Roy S

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

[Tyler_Durden]

Ja hè hè.....

:laugh:

[roy s]

daarbenikhetnietmeeeens..

Roy S

benhetergewoonnietmeeeens....:laugh:

[chief108]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAGDSzUUctE&feature=player_embedded

[Donjopie]

kiek um goan !!!!!!!!

[b.a::::]

@ ba grammer fagg

die van mij zijn 2 gejatte quotes van gilbert yvel zijn twitter
en die vond ik wel vet

dus die ga ik dan ook niet verbeteren

dus niet mijn schuld

eens een keer

hier ga ik weer lekkah taalfaalen voor jou. is dat goedt????
.

Beroepsdeformatie... kan het niet helpen :)

Ik zeg ook nergens dat de fout bij jou ligt, maar je neemt het persoonlijk op zo te zien :jason: :D

Anyways, in het Nederlands ben ik zeer slecht in grammatica en spelling dus je krijgt genoeg kansen om mij nog op de vingers te tikken. :)

[Tyler_Durden]

daarbenikhetnietmeeeens..

Roy S

benhetergewoonnietmeeeens....:laugh:

Sorry :laugh:

Maar het leek er wel op, toch ;)

[I_LOVE_KNOCKOUTS]

kiek um goan !!!!!!!!

:thup:

[sikkwittet]

KEN de gij dan godverdomme niet zien dat wij aan werk zijn
VERREKTE MONGOL

[Jasper]

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." (Edmund Burke)

Enkele van Ronald Reagan

"Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them."

"How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."

[Tyler_Durden]

Al Pacino in Dog Day Afternoon:

What's he doing? Go back there man! He wants to kill me so bad he can taste it! Huh? ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! REMEMBER ATTICA?

en

Kiss me. When I'm being fucked, I like to get kissed a lot.

[FTW]

moeimakers.. ik ken nie meer.. (LSO)

[sikkwittet]

its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum
and im all out of bublegum

[Jasper]

http://twistedsifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mike-tyson-quote-on-responsiblity-motivational-poster.jpg

http://twistedsifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mike-tyson-rapist-quote.jpg

[thefxr]

"A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood"

[sikkwittet]

hahhhha

[sikkwittet]

a mother has only one job
keep the girls off the pole and the boys out of the dress

[sikkwittet]

in theorie you are right
but in theorie communism works
so i will do everything to stop you and your ideas to stop me. crazy red basterd.

[chief108]

"Why did you become a clown? "
"I guess its because I got so much love to give...and its part of my prison work release program."

Homey D Clown

[chief108]

"to respond, not to react without predetermination."
Aqira

[Khalil]

tis pas goed als het niet beter kan!


zo uit min duum

[I_LOVE_KNOCKOUTS]

"A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood"

Kwarks!

[ataraxia]

Facts are meaningless, you can use facts to prove anything that's remotely true! Facts, schmacks.

[I_LOVE_KNOCKOUTS]

Beetje in dezelfde categorie als Ataraxia hierboven:

Cijfers zijn net als bikini's; ze verhullen vaak meer dan dat ze onthullen.

[Jasper]

Het enige bestaande drankprobleem is een tekort

[I_LOVE_KNOCKOUTS]

Kwarks voor Jasper!

[Mokie14]

je moet niet drinken met een leeg hoofd

[I_LOVE_KNOCKOUTS]

"FightClub108, want alleen een hond heeft een baas" - FTW

[sikkwittet]

Beetje in dezelfde categorie als Ataraxia hierboven:

Cijfers zijn net als bikini's; ze verhullen vaak meer dan dat ze onthullen.

damn dude

waar heb ik die nou laatst gelezen, gehoord???
was het family guy???
het was family guy right???

[I_LOVE_KNOCKOUTS]

Geen idee, maar daar heb ik hem niet van. Ik ken hem al jaren.

[snip83]

If you can`t do the time,
don`t do the crime

Liever een zus als hoer
dan agent als broer

[chief108]

If I only had a little humility...
...I'd be perfect

[chief108]

My Karma ran over your dogma

[snip83]

liever aids en tbc dan een fan van PSV

jaja ik zit zwaar met het verlies van gisteren

[Judas]

Women are the root of all evil.

Dr. John

[Judas]

"I want to say 'I shot the police' but the government would have made a fuss so I said 'I shot the sheriff' instead... but it's the same idea: justice." — Bob Marley

[Dierenamerbulance]

liever aids en tbc dan een fan van PSV



ik heb ook liever dat je aids en tbc krijgt.....

[Donjopie]

"Hi my name is Earl"

[ataraxia]

Women are the root of all evil.

Dr. John

:brow:

[Chico]

don't get mad.. get even..

[chief108]

joerogandotnet (http://twitter.com/joerogandotnet)
No one tweets more inspirational quotes than porn stars. Especially the ones that take it in the butt.

[chief108]

mayhemmiller (http://twitter.com/mayhemmiller)
The more I learn about and deal with women, I've only truly learned one thing: It must be fantastic to have a vagina.

[FOCUS]

doc: Unbelievable, that old Biff could have chosen that particular date. It could mean that that point in time inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the temporal junction point for the entire space-time continuum. On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence

[ataraxia]

Lewis Carroll:
'If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much.’

[ataraxia]

Door al die rationaliteit vs gevoel toestanden moest ik aan Hume denken:

‘Tis not contrary to reason to prefer the destruction of the whole world to the scratching of my finger. ‘Tis not contrary to reason for me to chuse my total ruin, to prevent the least uneasiness of an Indian or person wholly unknown to me. ‘Tis as little contrary to reason to prefer even my own acknowledg’d lesser good to my greater, and to have a more ardent affection for the former than the latter


Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions, and can never pretend to any other office than to serve an obey them

[FOCUS]

mohammed ali:

I may not always know what I'm talking about, but I know I'm right

"It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am"

"I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world." -- Muhammad Ali

I done wrassled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, Only last week I murdered a rock, Injured a stone, hospitalized a brick, I’m so mean I make medicine sick." -- Muhammad Ali

[sikkwittet]

mijn oma net tijdens een verhitte discussie over geld en armoe.

wie geld heeft kan huizen bouwen, wie arm is moet stenen sjouwen

[knetter]

Wie niet horen wil moet maar voelen

[___RZA___]

Eentje van onze Jan:

Osu ieder huisje heeft zo zijn kruisje

mannen zijn jagers de vrouwen de prooi

Osu

[chief108]

Don't compete. CREATE.


van: Keith Ciaramello (http://www.chief108.com/showthread.php?t=5869)

[FOCUS]

paranoia is reality on a finer scale (strange days)

[FOCUS]

Obey my dog!

(zoolander)

[David Anwar]

Ghandi; oog om oog maakt de wereld blind.

Bas Rutten; 1 oog voor 2 ogen



hallo allen btw

[chief108]

goeiedag eem....

alles goed?

[FOCUS]

hey daar, hallo

[Dragontail]

If you can`t do the time,
don`t do the crime

Liever een zus als hoer
dan agent als broer

If you fuck your mother,
your son is your brother!

:D

[Kebal]

don't hate congratulate

[Judas]

Put your issue in a tissue.

[MVH]

Liked by few, hated by many, respected by all - Mike Tyson

[FOCUS]

It ain't a crime if you don't get caught
(House of Pain)

[sikkwittet]

there is a thin line between good and evil
most of the times the line is broken, and people do both. but its a real issue when the line is there. cause the line is so thin nobody knows what the exact line is.
so kids be aware of people who say they know that exact line, and thereby know the exact definition between good and evil.
be aware, cause if they know the truth. they went to a bad place, be aware.
thats why i hate church. they tell us whats good and bad and claim they know the line.
i always thought that was some bullshit.
but after father maxi touched me, and now he finally admits. i know they ain't talking bs.
be aware
cause you will find out that thin line.and when you do. your arse will hurt.



hahahaha

was gistern flink zat. en was toen met een maat van mij shit aan bedenken over de kerk.
ahahaha

[I_LOVE_KNOCKOUTS]

Hahaha, die is vet.

[Krystal]

mijn sensei zei ooit over mij:

You are like a candle, you have to burn to give light to others.......

[chief108]

drinking Budweiser is like making love in a boat...
it's both fucking close to water

[I_LOVE_KNOCKOUTS]

Echte anarchisten schaken zonder koning.

[FOCUS]

democratie is onderdrukking van de minderheid

[chief108]

democratie is onderdrukking van de minderheid
democratie is de tirannie van de meerderheid


zo ken ik hem :laugh:

[Wiseguy]

Your ass or your face.. whats the difference?

Kick ass and leave a footprint.

[Sho'nuff]

Ghandi; oog om oog maakt de wereld blind.

Bas Rutten; 1 oog voor 2 ogen


Haha goeie ouwe Bas,
Maar was het niet "2 ogen voor een oog (I dont believe in a eye for an eye, i believe in 2 eyes for an eye)"
:Loser: :D

[chief108]

"Jesus is just the guy who mows my lawn!" - Gemma Teller Morrow

[Kebal]

I may not have a job but I'm having a good time

[FOCUS]

smoke if you got 'em

(Dark Helmet)

[chief108]

"Tattoos are not an addiction; they are a collection. A tattoo collector is just like a conventional art collector who buys a painting, hangs it on the wall, and then moves on to acquire the next, unique piece.

Tattoo collecting is a spiritual pursuit, while addiction is a physiological need. Addicts repeatedly take the same drug over and over without limit. A tattoo collection has variety, and it has an end. Once you collect the whole set, you're done.

As you complete your tattoo collection, you yourself become art."
Horiyoshi III

[chief108]

"If I had the sex and drugs I could do without the rock and roll"
- Spinal Tap's drummer

[FOCUS]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.

blade runner

[chief108]

Geen trol kan hier overleven.

- Socra

[Bob de Rooij]

GRTZX

:crazy:

[FOCUS]

paranoia is just reality on a finer scale

-strange days, dacht ik-