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29th September 2010, 13:58
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Gonzo: I had that weird dream again.
Rizzo the Rat: You mean the one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?
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Ed Singer: Forgive me my Earthly manners, but, uh, do you have any idea what it's like to be laughed at?
Gonzo: Yeah, sure I do.
Ed Singer: To be called names, like 'wacko.'
Gonzo: Uh-huh.
Ed Singer: And 'freak-boy.'
Gonzo: Oh, yeah.
Ed Singer: And 'paranoid delusional psychopath'?
Gonzo: Got me there.
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Ed Singer: They are coming to Earth, aren't they?
Gonzo: I don't know.
Ed Singer: How many of them are there?
Gonzo: I don't know.
Ed Singer: When will they be here? And don't you *dare* tell me that you don't know.
Gonzo: I know not?
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Ed Singer: I'm afraid we're going to have to perform an invasive quadrilobal brain probe on you and pluck it from your head.
Gonzo: The information?
Ed Singer: No, your brain.
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Dr. Phil Van Neuter: Feeling a little nervous, are we?
Gonzo: Of *course* I'm nervous.
Dr. Van Neuter: Well, don't worry. Everyone is before having their brains sucked out.
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Gonzo: Now we can go meet my alien brothers at Cape Doom.
Kermit: Uh, what makes you think that aliens are landing there, Gonzo?
Gonzo: Oh, a sandwich told me.
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Ubergonzo: Gonzo, by surviving and thriving on this alien planet, you have proven yourself audacious, courageous, and distinctly one-of-a-kind. We welcome you back with our most ceremonious of ceremonies.
Gonzo: What's that?
Ubergonzo: We gonna blow you up, baby.
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Gonzo: Stop the presses!
News Editor: Why? What happened?
Gonzo: I don't know. I just always wanted to say that.
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Kermit: We were wondering if you could recommend a nice hotel. Actually, a cheap hotel.
British Gentleman: How cheap?
Fozzie: Free.
British Gentleman: Well, that narrows the field a bit.
[reading from his guide]
British Gentleman: Let's see. "Places where you can park your carcasses." Bus terminals... River banks... The Happiness Hotel...
Kermit: Happiness Hotel? That sounds great.
Gonzo: What's wrong with bus terminals?
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[In a hot-air balloon]
Gonzo: I'd like to try this without a balloon.
Kermit: Try what? Plummeting?
Gonzo: Yeah.
Kermit: I suppose you could try it once.
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British Gentleman: For once the forecast was right. It said it was going to rain cats and dogs.
Kermit: No, no. We're bears and frogs.
Gonzo: And Gonzos.
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[Kermit, Gonzo, and Fozzie are in a hot air balloon, flying through the opening credits]
Gonzo: Gee, a lot of people worked on this movie!
Kermit: Oh, this is nothing. Wait 'til you see the end credits.
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Pepe the Prawn: I got good news! I got the fire permit, the health permit, the permit to open a topless nightclub, all the contracts...
The Great Gonzo: Wait a minute. The permit to open a topless nightclub?
Pepe the Prawn: Better safe than sorry, okay?
The Great Gonzo: Good point.
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The Great Gonzo: [Gonzo into a walkie talkie] Gonzo to Scooter, Gonzo to Scooter. Bring home the bacon. Over.
Scooter: 10-4. Bacon down. Bacon down.
Rizzo the rat: [pulls on string trying to lift down Miss Piggy] Roger. Bacon down. Bacon down.
Miss Piggy: Will you hurry up? Don't make me miss my cue!
Scooter: The ham is jammed. Repeat the ham is jammed.
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Rizzo the rat: Gonzo, I sold my collection of rare cheese to buy you this crystal petri dish for your mold collection.
The Great Gonzo: Oh. Uh, gee, Rizzo. I sold my mold collection to buy you this diamond-tipped cheese slicer.
Rizzo the rat: Did you save the receipt?
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The Great Gonzo: Hmmm. Let's see. Shiny nose, laughing and calling names... I got it! Meet the new star of our show: Frosty the Snow-Rat!
Kermit: Gee Gonzo, I thought you would have gone with Rizzo the Red-Nosed Rat-Deer.
The Great Gonzo: Well, sure, if you want to go for the obvious.
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Gonzo: [Gonzo as Cluck Kent is stuck in the elevator during a dream] Uh were was I?
Kermit: I believe you were plunging to certain doom.
Gonzo: Oh yeah This is a job for...
[Removes trench coat and hat and grows taller with muscles]
Gonzo: Super Gonzo!
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Gonzo: This is a job for...
[Removes hat and trench coat and grows taller with muscles]
Gonzo: Super Gonzo!
[Tries to get out of the telephone booth but he can't]
Male citizen: Look up there
Female citizen#1: It's a plane
Female citizen#2: No it's a chicken
Male citizen: Nah it's just a telephone booth.
[Super Gonzo is seen flying in the air in the telephone booth]
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Gonzo: As long as I'm here, I'd like to donate my body to science.
Rowlf the Dog: With your body, it would be donated to science fiction.
Janice: To donate your body, don't you have to be dead?
Gonzo: So what? I believe in re-incarnation.
Miss Piggy: What would you come back as next time?
Gonzo: How should I know? I don't even know what I am this time.
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Kermit the Frog: Gonzo, you're not going to sing are you? Why don't you do that act you rehearsed?
Gonzo: What? Perform an underwater heart transplant on myself?
Kermit the Frog: Sure, why not?
Gonzo: I don't know. Last time I did it, I died!
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The Great Gonzo: Oh, where's my cell phone?
[then putting on his funny nose]
Pepe the Prawn: Wait a second. That's your cell phone?
The Great Gonzo: Yeah.
Pepe the Prawn: Interesting. What do these do?
[pushing the small buttons on the Great Gonzo's chest]
The Great Gonzo: Nothing. They're my nipples.
Pepe the Prawn: [Pepe runs out of the T.I.N. shack screaming, looks at his hands] I feel dirty
http://blog.wikke.be/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/gonzo_new.jpg
Gonzo: I had that weird dream again.
Rizzo the Rat: You mean the one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fWNpmqMVAIk/TApdEw12TaI/AAAAAAAAAj4/fOLFFLxkJP8/s1600/gonzoss.jpg
Ed Singer: Forgive me my Earthly manners, but, uh, do you have any idea what it's like to be laughed at?
Gonzo: Yeah, sure I do.
Ed Singer: To be called names, like 'wacko.'
Gonzo: Uh-huh.
Ed Singer: And 'freak-boy.'
Gonzo: Oh, yeah.
Ed Singer: And 'paranoid delusional psychopath'?
Gonzo: Got me there.
http://blog.wikke.be/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/gonzo_new.jpg
Ed Singer: They are coming to Earth, aren't they?
Gonzo: I don't know.
Ed Singer: How many of them are there?
Gonzo: I don't know.
Ed Singer: When will they be here? And don't you *dare* tell me that you don't know.
Gonzo: I know not?
http://www.mofaha.com/b3ta/gonzo_journalism.jpg
Ed Singer: I'm afraid we're going to have to perform an invasive quadrilobal brain probe on you and pluck it from your head.
Gonzo: The information?
Ed Singer: No, your brain.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Xy8i45lc2VQ/SSSdFn7PdwI/AAAAAAAAAIk/SlAi6O1jXNg/s400/Dave_Gonzo.jpg
Dr. Phil Van Neuter: Feeling a little nervous, are we?
Gonzo: Of *course* I'm nervous.
Dr. Van Neuter: Well, don't worry. Everyone is before having their brains sucked out.
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m155/StudioBueno/Gonzo/gonzo_008.jpg
Gonzo: Now we can go meet my alien brothers at Cape Doom.
Kermit: Uh, what makes you think that aliens are landing there, Gonzo?
Gonzo: Oh, a sandwich told me.
http://samsedershow.tv/archives/majorityreport/gonzo.gif
Ubergonzo: Gonzo, by surviving and thriving on this alien planet, you have proven yourself audacious, courageous, and distinctly one-of-a-kind. We welcome you back with our most ceremonious of ceremonies.
Gonzo: What's that?
Ubergonzo: We gonna blow you up, baby.
http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/g/gonzo-the-great-630-75.jpg
Gonzo: Stop the presses!
News Editor: Why? What happened?
Gonzo: I don't know. I just always wanted to say that.
http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Mq_Mz/MuppetsChristmas_LettersToSanta/crops/MuppetsChristmas_LettersToSanta10.jpg
Kermit: We were wondering if you could recommend a nice hotel. Actually, a cheap hotel.
British Gentleman: How cheap?
Fozzie: Free.
British Gentleman: Well, that narrows the field a bit.
[reading from his guide]
British Gentleman: Let's see. "Places where you can park your carcasses." Bus terminals... River banks... The Happiness Hotel...
Kermit: Happiness Hotel? That sounds great.
Gonzo: What's wrong with bus terminals?
http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Mq_Mz/MuppetsChristmas_LettersToSanta/crops/MuppetsChristmas_LettersToSanta10.jpg
[In a hot-air balloon]
Gonzo: I'd like to try this without a balloon.
Kermit: Try what? Plummeting?
Gonzo: Yeah.
Kermit: I suppose you could try it once.
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Gonzo-the-muppets-121939_513_772.jpg
British Gentleman: For once the forecast was right. It said it was going to rain cats and dogs.
Kermit: No, no. We're bears and frogs.
Gonzo: And Gonzos.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/bzzagent-bzzscapes-prod/muppets-gonzo-lrg.png
[Kermit, Gonzo, and Fozzie are in a hot air balloon, flying through the opening credits]
Gonzo: Gee, a lot of people worked on this movie!
Kermit: Oh, this is nothing. Wait 'til you see the end credits.
http://www.portlandmercury.com/imager/b/magnum/1327936/59b1/gonzo-570x300.jpg
Pepe the Prawn: I got good news! I got the fire permit, the health permit, the permit to open a topless nightclub, all the contracts...
The Great Gonzo: Wait a minute. The permit to open a topless nightclub?
Pepe the Prawn: Better safe than sorry, okay?
The Great Gonzo: Good point.
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsG/6672-7668.gif
The Great Gonzo: [Gonzo into a walkie talkie] Gonzo to Scooter, Gonzo to Scooter. Bring home the bacon. Over.
Scooter: 10-4. Bacon down. Bacon down.
Rizzo the rat: [pulls on string trying to lift down Miss Piggy] Roger. Bacon down. Bacon down.
Miss Piggy: Will you hurry up? Don't make me miss my cue!
Scooter: The ham is jammed. Repeat the ham is jammed.
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Rizzo the rat: Gonzo, I sold my collection of rare cheese to buy you this crystal petri dish for your mold collection.
The Great Gonzo: Oh. Uh, gee, Rizzo. I sold my mold collection to buy you this diamond-tipped cheese slicer.
Rizzo the rat: Did you save the receipt?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PuZoLkvmBbc/ScQGVk60v4I/AAAAAAAADCw/UM0WKxpWNV8/s320/The+Great+Gonzo.gif
The Great Gonzo: Hmmm. Let's see. Shiny nose, laughing and calling names... I got it! Meet the new star of our show: Frosty the Snow-Rat!
Kermit: Gee Gonzo, I thought you would have gone with Rizzo the Red-Nosed Rat-Deer.
The Great Gonzo: Well, sure, if you want to go for the obvious.
http://img.youtube.com/vi/eK8dca__vkA/0.jpg
Gonzo: [Gonzo as Cluck Kent is stuck in the elevator during a dream] Uh were was I?
Kermit: I believe you were plunging to certain doom.
Gonzo: Oh yeah This is a job for...
[Removes trench coat and hat and grows taller with muscles]
Gonzo: Super Gonzo!
http://www.dan-dare.org/freefun/Images/CartoonsMoviesTV/MuppetsWallpaper800.jpg
Gonzo: This is a job for...
[Removes hat and trench coat and grows taller with muscles]
Gonzo: Super Gonzo!
[Tries to get out of the telephone booth but he can't]
Male citizen: Look up there
Female citizen#1: It's a plane
Female citizen#2: No it's a chicken
Male citizen: Nah it's just a telephone booth.
[Super Gonzo is seen flying in the air in the telephone booth]
http://www.grouchoreviews.com/content/films/2425/1.jpg
Gonzo: As long as I'm here, I'd like to donate my body to science.
Rowlf the Dog: With your body, it would be donated to science fiction.
Janice: To donate your body, don't you have to be dead?
Gonzo: So what? I believe in re-incarnation.
Miss Piggy: What would you come back as next time?
Gonzo: How should I know? I don't even know what I am this time.
http://dryden.eastmanhouse.org/media/muppetmovie.jpg
Kermit the Frog: Gonzo, you're not going to sing are you? Why don't you do that act you rehearsed?
Gonzo: What? Perform an underwater heart transplant on myself?
Kermit the Frog: Sure, why not?
Gonzo: I don't know. Last time I did it, I died!
http://have-you-met-ted.com/wp-content/uploads/muppets.jpg
The Great Gonzo: Oh, where's my cell phone?
[then putting on his funny nose]
Pepe the Prawn: Wait a second. That's your cell phone?
The Great Gonzo: Yeah.
Pepe the Prawn: Interesting. What do these do?
[pushing the small buttons on the Great Gonzo's chest]
The Great Gonzo: Nothing. They're my nipples.
Pepe the Prawn: [Pepe runs out of the T.I.N. shack screaming, looks at his hands] I feel dirty
http://blog.wikke.be/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/gonzo_new.jpg