chief108
17th November 2009, 08:56
"Mayhem" Miller Wasn't Kidding About That Staph Infection (http://www.cagepotato.com/mayhem-miller-wasnt-kidding-about-staph-infection)
http://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/mayhem_miller_staph.jpg
(Kill it with fire!!!!)
Okay, now I think we know why "Mayhem" Miller (http://wiki.cagepotato.com/index.php/Jason_Miller) felt the need to take to Twitter and badger Jake Shields about the result of their Strikeforce title fight (http://www.cagepotato.com/twitter-smack-talk-between-shields-and-miller-goes-spirited-personal). Miller claims to have gotten a staph infection as a result of the bout, and this photo he posted just a few minutes ago (http://twitter.com/mayhemmiller/status/5778736210) confirms that he's either telling the truth, or an alien is about to jump out of his throat.
The next time you hear Dana White asking a group of starry-eyed young men (http://www.cagepotato.com/picture/7142/%22mayhem%22-miller-wasn%27t-kidding-about-that-staph-infection/smoogytuf) whether they want to be fucking fighters, think about this. It's not all girls and money and fame. It's also weird infections that make you look like you're growing a third eye in the middle of your neck.
Just hold tight, Mayhem. We may not have any medical expertise whatsoever to help you deal with this, but we're overnighting a turtleneck right now.
http://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/mayhem_miller_staph.jpg
(Kill it with fire!!!!)
Okay, now I think we know why "Mayhem" Miller (http://wiki.cagepotato.com/index.php/Jason_Miller) felt the need to take to Twitter and badger Jake Shields about the result of their Strikeforce title fight (http://www.cagepotato.com/twitter-smack-talk-between-shields-and-miller-goes-spirited-personal). Miller claims to have gotten a staph infection as a result of the bout, and this photo he posted just a few minutes ago (http://twitter.com/mayhemmiller/status/5778736210) confirms that he's either telling the truth, or an alien is about to jump out of his throat.
The next time you hear Dana White asking a group of starry-eyed young men (http://www.cagepotato.com/picture/7142/%22mayhem%22-miller-wasn%27t-kidding-about-that-staph-infection/smoogytuf) whether they want to be fucking fighters, think about this. It's not all girls and money and fame. It's also weird infections that make you look like you're growing a third eye in the middle of your neck.
Just hold tight, Mayhem. We may not have any medical expertise whatsoever to help you deal with this, but we're overnighting a turtleneck right now.